What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round?

Patty O'Furnature

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How many good presidential candidates does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Its gonna be a dark four years, now isn't it

What do you always get on your birthday?

Another year older!birt

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How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats

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What's Irish and sits out all night?

Patio furniture.

What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

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What do you call an Irishman who studies dinosaurs?

a paleontologist.

What's the most useless thing on a woman?

A drunk Irishman.