What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round?

Patty O'Furnature

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Patty O'Furniture

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Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

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What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round?

Patty O'Furnature

Why do Irishmen grow mustaches?

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