What do you call bagels that can fly?

Plane" Bagels!... I'll show myself out...

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What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland lol

Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

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What do you call a flying bagel?

A plane bagel.

What is the most popular breakfast at the World Trade Center?

A plane bagel.

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Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.