Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea?

A Navy Bean

What is slimy and wobbly tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?

A red jellyfish.

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What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

What do Jesus and a nerd have in common?

Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

What does a Latina like on her bagel?

Papi seeds.

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

a bagel

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel