Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

Why is religion like mobile gaming?

Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call bagels that can fly?

Plane" Bagels!... I'll show myself out...

What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why couldn't the lake birds get along?

Because they were SWAN enemies.

What do you call a bird that flies over a baseball stadium?

A fowl !

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

What do an eagle and a broom have in common?

They both fly but the broom doesn't.

What do you call an eagle that is sick?

Illegal