What do you call children who are afraid of Santa ?

They are Clausaphobic

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Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

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Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

What does Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?

They are both made of plastic and get turned on by children!