Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.

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Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile

Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.

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Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

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Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish..."

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What are all those wires?

My wireless internet." (New Yorker cartoon ideas)

Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.