Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.

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What's the most popular religion for addicts?

the Crystal Methodists

Which country has a drug-addicted king?

Hyrule.

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

How did people charge their phones before electricity?

They didn't...!

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Wire Jokes More Wire Jokes

What are all those wires?

My wireless internet." (New Yorker cartoon ideas)

How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

They both don't like wires