What do you call it if a white person robs you?

Capitalism

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Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

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Your mailbox is missing!

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Why should you be scared of a white person in prison?

Because they are most certainly guilty.

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Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

What do you call it if a white person robs you?

Capitalism