What did the dyslexic person worship?

Santa.

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Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

Rude"olph

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

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What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

What do you call a man who worships his own scrotum?

Sacrilegious.

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What did the dyslexic person worship?

Santa.

When does a dyslexic person know they've bought the wrong SUV?

When they're in Denali.