What do you call coffee made from coal?

Tarbucks.

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

How did Moses make his coffee?

Hebrewed it.

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Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.