What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

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What did the depressed, illiterate pepperoni slice say when asked where he was with his life?

Well it pizza heck out of me.

What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

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What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

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What do you call a chicken staring intently at a piece of lettuce?

A chicken ceaser salad.

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What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed."

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Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

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What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating

What did the organic chemist use tinder for?

Carbon dating.

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What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

I can see!

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy