They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.
One for each of his hoes.
Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.
Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright
3 sleeps 'til Christmas
He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.
The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.
He found a lump on his testicle.
Carbon Dating.
