Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

Lump Jokes More Lump Jokes

What do you call a lump of cats?

A meowtain

How did the little boy save the catholic priest's life?

He found a lump on his testicle.

Coal Jokes More Coal Jokes

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress