When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What do you call coffee made from coal?

Tarbucks.

How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What is long, white, and very sticky?

The coming of the Lord!

Why was Michael Jackson always late for meetings?

Because he was always coming in a little behind.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years?

A four term US senator.

Who is he?

Crash Bandicoot God I miss this guy.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What is the hardest thing to do after starting a family?

Ending them.

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What's the best thing about alzheimers?

You're always meeting new people.

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new