When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What do you call mixing hard liquor into coffee?

Getting ready for work

What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

starbucks

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

Who came in first?

The over easy egg because it was really runny. How about second The over medium egg because it was only a little runny. And last That would be the baked egg.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

What goes "ha ha, thump thump?

A guy laughing his balls off.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

What did the orphan get for Christmas?

A family.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What you you call a girl you meet on Reddit?

You don't.

What's the best part of having Alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday!