What do you call El Chapo suffering from seizures?

Narcolepsy

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What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

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What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

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How did "El Chapo" escape prison?

Joaquin.

What do you call El Chapo suffering from seizures?

Narcolepsy