Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

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Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

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What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

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What does the devil say to hell rejects?

Why don't you fork off

Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

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What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player?

A tattoo.

What will you never say about a banjo player?

A: That's the banjo player's porsche.