Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

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What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

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Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

What's a golfer's favourite song?

Fairway to Heaven

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How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

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What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player?

A tattoo.

What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit?

A: Will the defendant please rise.