Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

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Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

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Which fish go to heaven when they die ?

Angelfish !

What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven?

meh

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Who's there ! Becker ! Becker who ?

Becker the devil you know !

Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

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What will you never say about a banjo player?

A: That's the banjo player's porsche.

Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.