What do you call Figrin D'an's first born boy?

Son of a Bith!

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What kind of medicine do bears take?

Bayer Asprin

What has 4 legs but cant move?

A child born in Chernobyl, duh.

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What is that son of yours doing these days ?

2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!

What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.