Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man that broke his arm?

Be patient

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

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Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.

How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

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I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

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What's the first part of a stripper to blow?

The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.

What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

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Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates :)

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Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

What do nerdy mermaids wear?

Algae-bras

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Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Sleeveless Shirt Jokes More Sleeveless Shirt Jokes

What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.