What happened to Voldemort's face?

Nobody nose.

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What happens to you at Christmas ?

Yule be happy !

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

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What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..

How did voldemort look like when he was hiding in albania?

Pretty gaunt