Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How the hell did you do that"?

The car rolled on it".

What type of car would the Hamburglar drive?

A Hamburghini.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

Why did the rooster run away ?

He was chicken !

Exhaust Jokes More Exhaust Jokes

Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.

Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted

Bad Idea Jokes More Bad Idea Jokes

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

Why is it a bad idea to swim in the Mississippi River?

Because it has pp in it.