Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted

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Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.

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What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

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Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted

What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

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Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.