What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?

A premature evacuation.

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Why is Darth Vader black?

Because he left his son.

What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

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What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"

What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign 'Clean Washroom'?

He cleaned it!

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Why do hurricanes have women name?

Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have.

Why do hurricanes travel so fast?

Because if they travelled slowly we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.