Because they always try to mess with his nails.
They're trying to get away from the noise.
A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
Because he has holes in his hands
He got crossed up.
If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor
THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!
A nice tight seal
Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.
They go back and re-herse.
A messed up system of karma
They're both manicures
I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.
He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.
2 feet.