What do you call it when two guys open a weed dispensary?

A joint venture.

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What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

What did the guy Zebra say to the girl Zebra?

Take ze bra off.

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What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.