What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

A. Three if you slice them very thinly.

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

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How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

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What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

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What do you call a hard working man from whose chauffeur is from seoul?

Korea driven.

Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.