A: They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".
Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.
Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl
He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed. :(
Because he is not a cook.
Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry
A: The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.