What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?

A: They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".

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Dave Jokes More Dave Jokes

Whats common between Reddit jokes &amp Dave ?

You never get tired of seeing them again &amp again ...

How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.

How would you like that cooked?

gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously

Waco Jokes More Waco Jokes

Why are there more jokes about Waco than Jonestown?

A: The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.

How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.