What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

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What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ?

it floats.

What sound does a fratboy make when he hits the water?

DOUCHE

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When it's past your eyes.

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Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.

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You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

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To find Pluto.

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

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A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

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Mice crispies.