What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Who's there ! Castro ! Castro who ?

Castro bread upon the waters !

What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted. :3

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why did the clock phone the ruler?

Because desperate times call for desperate measures....

What do you call a belt with a clock?

A waist of time.

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes?

Hot cross bunnies !