What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

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What brand toothbrush do Mexicans use?

Oral-

How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.

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What do you call a shoe with no grip?

A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)

Why is everyone smiling at me today?

checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

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What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

What did the demonic junkie get charged with?

Two counts of possession

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Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

What do you cal a campsite trampled by thousands of tiny insects?

A gnatural disaster.

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What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt

What did the fish say when he hit concrete?

Dam(n).

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How does Davey Crocket like his pie?

Alamode

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

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What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes?

Hot cross bunnies !

What do you say to a burn victim if you pour acid on them?

Woops, tee hee.

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Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

What did Davy Crockett say when he showed up to the Alamo?

What are all these landscapers doing here?"

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What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

How many ears does Daniel Boone have?

He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier.