What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted. :3

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What do you call a group of Mexicans smoking weed?

Baked beans

What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

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What's black hairy and writes under water?

A ball-point gorilla!

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ?

it floats.

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What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting"

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.