Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

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What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

What is a bigot?

A bigot is anyone winning an argument with a liberal.

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Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian?

A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.

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What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together?

Poverty.

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What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

What did the mayonnaise say to the refridgerator?

Close the door, I'm dressing!

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Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

Why do black people always finish first in a running race?

There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.

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What do you call chow mein cooked in tomato sauce?

impasta

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.