What do you call it when you dream about getting married?

Bed wedding.

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How do you get a paper baby?

Marry an old bag.

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

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Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

Waiter: We can dream can't we

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good