What came first the car or the wheel?

The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.

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What did the premature ejaculatist say to his offended lover?

Sorry... That came out wrong.

What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

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What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck. I'm sorry.

Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round?

They're wheels.