What came first the car or the wheel?

The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.

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What is the witches motto ?

We came we saw we conjured !

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What can you say about a car and not a girl/your gf?

It's easy to turn on, and even though it's eleven, I still love her.

What type of car does James Bond drive?

00-Sedan

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck. I'm sorry.

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.