What came first the car or the wheel?

The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.

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Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

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What do you call a nun in a car?

Virgin Mobile

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

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What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel