Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonc before they were married?

Fiance

What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde?

They had a wedding reception.

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Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe."

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

Honeydew Jokes More Honeydew Jokes

Why was the baby Honeydew sad?

Because it was Meloncholic

What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe."