Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

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Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

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Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.

Who's there ! Cantaloupe ! Cantaloupe who ?

Cantaloupe with you tonight !

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

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Why was the baby Honeydew sad?

Because it was Meloncholic

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.