Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

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Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why do tennis players never get married?

Because Love means nothing to them.

Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

Honeydew Jokes More Honeydew Jokes

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe."