What do you call it when you paid all your bills?

Feedom.

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Why do I have to say please when I ask for a sandwich at a restaurant?

They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

Why are ducks always sad?

Because of their bills