What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

What's the difference between Asians and Caucasians?

Asians don't have the "cauc".

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do you make a hormone?

Don't pay her.

How many Murdochs does it take to change a lightbulb?

They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

Lentil Jokes More Lentil Jokes

What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why didnt the asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.