Why are ducks always sad?

Because of their bills

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What are you on?

I said to him. "Quack" said the duck.

What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

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Why are ducks always sad?

Because of their bills

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.