Why are ducks always sad?

Because of their bills

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How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

What did the duck say to the policeman?

Quack

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Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

What was the real purpose of Bill's college visit to Moscow?

A: To study economics.