Why are ducks always sad?

Because of their bills

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Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

What do you call a duck on a rampage?

Amok

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Why doesn't Bill like old houses?

A: He's afraid of the draft.

What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here