Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

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Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

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What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !

What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

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Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

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Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

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Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments