Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

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What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel

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What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog

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Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

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Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

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Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments