What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between two towers?

A plane

What's the difference between a $1000 used car and a Rolls-Royce?

One's a grand car and the other's a grand car

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why doesn't anyone tell jokes about Jonestown?

The punchline is too long.

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

How do I look today?

Bruno Mars: "When I see your faceeee" Girl: "Ok ok I get it."

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

Poster Jokes More Poster Jokes

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.