The posters
One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.
Even if it is cold it's still good.
Tell him a joke when he's a baby !
This joke
Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
50 Shades of Earl Grey
His hands were tied.
Getting new shoes every week.
Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
They both say the same jokes over and over again.
The posters.