Jean Jokes

What do you call a cheesy French man?

Parma Jean

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What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What's Super Mario's favorite type of jeans?

Denim Denim Denim

What do you call jeans that haven't been worn before?

Vir-jeans

What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!

Why did I wear no jeans today?

my supply was short.

What kind of jeans does mario wear ?

Denim denim denim

What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim

What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common?

They both have flies on them.

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Why don't girls have beards?

It's in their "jeans" ;)

What kind of jean's do Mario prefer?

Denim Denim Denim.

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?

Someone else goes home with their Jeans.

What's a depressed teenagers favorite activity?

Making their wrist look like their jeans. (I'm sorry)

What is DNA's favourite clothing?

Jeans!

Why did Levi Strauss suffer from chronic diarrhea?

It runs in his jeans.

What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it

Whats Marios favorite type of jeans?

denim denim denim!

Who's in there?

He yells He gets a reply "jean-claude van damme" All 4 of you,get out!

What kind of jeans do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans

How do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome?

Check their jeans.

What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

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Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.

Why don't matches play baseball?

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Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?

A frog with hiccups !

What do Reddit and building a mile long fence have in common?

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Mario Jokes More Mario Jokes

What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

What's Mario's favourite clothing?

Denim denim denim

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

Kilt Jokes More Kilt Jokes

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why is a rat when it spins?

The higher it flies, the much.

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

Captain Jokes More Captain Jokes

What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

What do you call 222,215 Frenchman with their arms up?

The active french armed forces.