What do you call pants that can fly?

Peter Pants I just made it up

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Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines?

They both think they can fly.

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What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.