What do you call pants that can fly?

Peter Pants I just made it up

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Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

because then they'd be called bagels!

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What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin I'll see myself out now...thank you

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)