Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter?

A hole in Juan!

Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

Polyunsaturated

How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

What do you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer?

A pinat

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks ?

He had a hole in one.