How do churches stay so strong?

They pray on the weak.

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Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

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Why won't you ever see an ant walk in a church?

They're insects. I'll show myself out.

What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common?

Finnish Hymn!

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How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.