What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

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Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

When does a horse neigh?

Whinny wants to!

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What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

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What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

What's the only thing politicians stand for?

Reelection.

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What did the idiot do after seeing a joke that wasn't very funny?

Downvote it.

Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf?

Because it will go right over his head

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Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

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What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....