What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

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Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

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What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

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Why do scientists look for things twice?

A: Because they research everything.

What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

spits*

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What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

What do you call Dracula's retarded cousin?

Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago ... Thought it was worth a share.

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Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

Why do men stare at a woman's breasts?

To prove they can focus on two things at once.

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What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness