What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

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Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

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Who do you think the scariest POTUS was?

I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.

Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

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What kind of jokes do filipinos make?

Punny ones

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

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Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....