What do you call pasta that someone chokes on?

Ralveoli.

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Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

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What do you do if someone's choking?

Pull back a few inches

What did the man say to the suffocating clown?

You've got to be choking