How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

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How do Chinese people name their babies?

A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

What brings no babies?

The Swallow.

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Why did the Pasta join a dating website?

Because he was cannelloni.

How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

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How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

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How do you say goodbye to a thousand Japanese people?

A big wave

How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!