What should you do if your girlfriend is choking?

Back up a couple of inches.

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What do you call cow without a girlfriend?

Beef Stroken off

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

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What do the Texas Rangers &amp Brett Favre's wife have in common?

Neither of them are gonna choke.

What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor?

Don't inhale so fast or you'll choke."

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How is a man like a snowstorm?

A: You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?

About three inches.