What should you do if your girlfriend is choking?

Back up a couple of inches.

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What's your best limerick?

There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini

What happened to Sponge Bob Square Pants when he broke up with his girlfriend?

He went back to square one....

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What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor?

Don't inhale so fast or you'll choke."

What would you do if someone is choking?

Take a step back.

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Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?

About three inches.