What should you do if your girlfriend is choking?

Back up a couple of inches.

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How did Jared lose 40lbs?

He dumped his girlfriend.

What's the worst thing about your girlfriend having a miscarriage?

Trying to look upset.

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What do the Texas Rangers &amp Brett Favre's wife have in common?

Neither of them are gonna choke.

What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.

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How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

What is white and twelve inches long?

Nothing