What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Two men a night.

Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women and modern computers have in common?

Neither one will accept a 3 and a half inch floppy

What is 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy when they see it?

An empty toilet paper roll.

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

What do vegan zombies crave?

GRRAAAAINS!!

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

What did the butcher say to the cow?

I love you for your inner beauty.

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him.

What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.