What do you call sandpaper on fire?

Bernie Sanders

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What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

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What would you call the easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

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What do you call sandpaper in Iraq?

A map.

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.