He quit running.
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Coffee Mug
Coconuts have hair
They all dress like Dobby.
I'll take your money!
They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.
Bernie Sanders!!
He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke
roommates
Progressive
because AIR IS FREE
Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.
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He only sold left wings.
Remove only the top 1% please.
Because he hates capitalism.
Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.
Weekend at Bernie's.
Because he's two radical.
SWV (sisters with voices)
Not a Bernie Sanders supporter.
All your stuff has been donated to charity
Bernie Sanders
The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance
Because only the top 1% can stay above water.
Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!
deck the halls with boughs of free cash
Mom & Dad
He doesn't want to feel the Bern.
Progressive.
Damn E-mails!
He can't stand the 1%
I thought he didn't care about the 1%
Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.
Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.
Bernie Sanders exists.
Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.
His left one
Earning Sanders.
Hindsight is 2020
Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent
Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both "dead."
To avoid debating Bernie Sanders
To send people to the other side.
To put the bones on the other side.
Diagon alley
The story grows on you.
A cry for Alp !
He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.
An attic door can shut up. im going to hell
The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"
They always finish last.
A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them
They couldn't afford it.
After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.
Because education pays off in the long run!
I was missing the important Bits.