Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

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The officer hadn't read him his rights.

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What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?

A good start.

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A firecracker.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.

What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

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Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

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Why isn't Helen Keller a good driver?

Because she's dead.

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Because she's dead.

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What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.