What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

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What do you call a dog without front legs?

Chester.

How do dogs save for retirement?

With a Ruff IRA.

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How do they all sit?

They turn the stool upside down

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A drowning epileptic.

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How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

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You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

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Well that's really tiny writing!"

What do you call sandpaper on fire?

Bernie Sanders

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What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

A: RUFF!

What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.