What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer

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Why did the doorman get a raise?

He was always out standing.

What's the difference between an elevator and a black guy?

The elevator can raise a child.

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What did the Pink Panther say as he stepped on a bug?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant, Dead AaaaaaaaaaAAAaaannt

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The investiGATOR

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Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

What's your favorite "grosser than gross" joke?

Mine is hickey on a hemorrhoid.

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What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers