What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer

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Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*

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What did the Pink Panther say as he stepped on a bug?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant, Dead AaaaaaaaaaAAAaaannt

Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

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What's your favorite "grosser than gross" joke?

Mine is hickey on a hemorrhoid.

What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer

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Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer